Downvoted for using fruit in your meat pun.

#GTFO

Downvoted for misspelling tilde.

Yes, but you will want to wait a couple days.

Jesus H. Christ! Are you guys almost done?

Are you….CHICKEN?!

More like a comedian. He makes me laugh. He amuses me.

A.V.Club: "Like Fifty Shades, Old Fashioned is the story of the meek giving themselves over to a powerful sociopath who randomly inflicts suffering"

You totally just scrolled up, didn't you?

The poster is a farce. There are only SIX horses, not EIGHT. I feel cheated.

Morgan Freeman or GTFO.
If Morgan Freeman were to kick his butt, he would never work again. That's like getting your butt kick by Batman on live TV.

Don't you mean "The Orlando BOOM!"?
…Oh wait…he didn't actually hit him?
Forget I said anything. Carry on.

Could you donkey-punch him? In the face? About 30 times?

I would only watch the end after you put your pants on but while he is still crying.

What's in the box?!

Is that the same thing as putting the coin into the slut?…I mean slot.

And smaller chests.

Do you have….
Total Recall?!

Ninty-seventh

Finally, a comedy channel we can throw up to.