I am not a religious man so I can say that The Bible is one of the most interesting works of fiction I have read to date.

"It's not popular, it's demeaning, but it is still used to mock or deride." - Eat Up Martha in reference to the word "people".

Roomba sucks.

I was going to say the exact same thing, dang it.

Who?

Ted Danson, what are you doing here?

My boss is coming. Time for me to get back to twerk.

You think Duck Tails is crazy, wait until you see their Duck Heads!

The Radioactive video was already a spoof so he had nowhere to go with it.

On the plus side, if it hadn't been for the accusation I never would have heard of the guy so good for him.

I agree that Mormons are a little crazy but they take care of their own. The part I don't like is that women are considered to be lesser than men and can't hold a higher position.

Yeah. Me thinks we talk gooder than he.

The album that had the song "Eat It" should have been titled "Things my girlfriend says"

It would have been a lot faster if you just said "I am old."

Insert Game of Thrones "Winter is coming" joke here.

::SPOILER::

I figured "Ensine Redshirt" was already taken.

Are you saying we need more vets?

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Your name kinda implies that.