This reminds me of my favorite game. I like to read the hymn book at a church and think of the song names as dirty. It bring a whole new meaning to songs like: "Jesus is coming again" and "He touched me".

Something something got wood.

Probably heard it in "back in my day" stories.

I agree that she is a 'tard.

I read that as bloopies. I need to get my glasses checked.

But, doesn't he suck just a little less now that you know he is from Kansas?

No.

FXX? More like XXX!

Well, you see Jonnie. When a man loves another man…

No. The "love" tax is for a different career entirely.

*Runs into NBC's offices*
I got a great idea for a show! There are three little girls that don't have super powers but they do in their imagination. One wears pink, one green and one blue. They are stuck in their imagination so much that they sent to an insane asylum where they live out their fantasy lives forever. We…

Is it Wednesday already?

Anal Bum Covers for $500, Alex.

Hard line. I think it has something to do with coke on a male organ but I'm not positive.

There is a Jedi church in Australia so it wouldn't surprise me.

Danger zone!

The show IMO was good at first but now it seams to survive completely on the drama of her and the white guy being in love but shouldn't do anything about it…but they do anyway.

Oh gawd, it's starting again!?!

*Delete instagram from phone*

Now we know why he's drunk all the time.