*Translated from Korean: "Bestest Supreme Ultra Gooder Pineapple Fast"

F*ck yeah!

How dare you say that turtles are murderous plotters?!

I theorize that some people, including Oldman, assume that their inner voices, thought and feelings are the same as everyone else's. Is this what he is doing? I am not sure but it would make sense to me.

By "Christmas cards" do you mean "blow jobs"?

It's mine. Crap!

*Asks Son of Neckbeard's mom if she reads AV Club*

Maybe if they upgraded from the Commodore 64 to the Apple IIc he might be able to get it done by next week.

Hiding under your little sister's bed doesn't count.

Or maybe a Green Acres reboot. To modernize it, the "farm" could be an underground weed farm.

Weird Al Yankovic or GTFO.

"Politicians are like doorknobs…they all get a turn."

AV Club: Healthy people eat bullets.

I thought Sunday mornings required champagne and orange juice?

"Living in a Vanilla down by the Liver"

You are not as "enchanting" as you think, kid.

Did it have something to do with someone "trying to get a piece"?

AV Club: "Trust me, there will be plenty of girls"

Apparently, someone has been taking their penicillin.

Apparently, you and have different definitions for the word "stuck".