Great, now I gotta find Dead Kennedys to try to get this outta my head.

He's the Chuck Norris of journalism!

Half Irish man, half Australian wild dog?

Maybe the last episode of GoT will show two nerds putting away their MtG cards?

Patton Oswalt or GTFO!

Short version: Land owners rule the world. The end.

AV Club: Yanks Tity Boi off

What does the Adam's Family have to do with this?

I am so gonna Google this!

What is that smell? Oh, It's just Mrs. Weaver.

AV Club: out of my mouth.

Dikachu, if you put that crap on your face I bet you look like a real dick.

AV Club: 300 b-jobs for this kind of money.

I think before that it was called "The Boy Scout Manual"

Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

I agree with natural selection. If he was stupid enough kill himself through his addictions then the gene pool is stronger for it. If he is smart enough to fix himself, the gene pool is stronger for it too. It is a win-win situation.

They should use that line in Space Balls 2: The Search for More Money.

Just bury the hatchet in his skull. Duh.

You misspelled "CancerAIDS".

I don't give a crap what anyone says, these butt jokes are a shit-ton funnier than penis jokes.