Faith No Less.

You call yours "hog"? I just call mine "baby fist".

He's got a fever. And the only prescription is…

That's not a T-Rex, I'm just happy to see you.

It will be an alienasaurus.

I think you misspelled "The first thing that went wrong was thinking of making this movie"

As long as Mario Cart eventually becomes Gran Turismo 2 then I am all for it.

It's only cool if you pee your pants.

NYPD Blue Balls

Penis She Wrote

HBO = Homo Box Office. Because gay people shouldn't go to movie theaters. - CEO of Dicks

He needs to grow up. Doesn't he realize we stopped watching that show a long time ago. I mean really. I am over 30 years old, I'm not watching Reading Rainbow no matter….wait. He's doing this for kids…not the people who used to watch it? Oh never mind.

I knew a girl in high school that looked just like him. What I mean to say is that I knew a really ugly girl in high school.

Yeah. Who wants to eat a pizza with dirt on it? Duh!

They should do like the other countries do. Sell their crapiest beer to dbag Americans for four times what they are worth.

I like where you are going with this. Don't stop.

Whitta is a guy. Boba Fett is a guy. I think I am seeing a pattern here.

If a person with a high pitched voice does that with helium, does it make dogs come running or does it make their voices deeper?

I agree. They should do what other people their age normally do…retire.

You're making my mouth water.