Now we're gonna have to find Biff.

They don't scare me. They remind me of the homeless people on the side of the road with the "will work for food" sign. The only difference is better clothes and a video camera.

I always thought his name was more like a porn star name. And don't get me started with Oral Roberts' name.

I might not advocate for that to happen but if it did…

Ok, now we are getting a lid-le crazy.

Don't you feel like happiness is the truth?

I was able to quit it, in High School, without a problem. Now I only do it every OTHER day.

I think more people die from picking their nose than from weed.

And don't smell the handkerchief again!

It's funny that no one has said that about Windows…but should.

"What does the fox look like?"

*Buys a plane ticket*

Was he being a little hard on you guys?

For example: He lost a lot of blood from the gunshot wound so he died, naturally.

Him and the Michael Jackson robot could sing "It's 0 it's 1"

Does your mom count?

Christopher Walken

His catch phrase, after he shoots the boss in the face is "Was that fast enough?!"

What would be great is if Weird Al Yakovic did a Christmas album. I would buy two of those.

Now I know I'm tired. I though you said "Meth SacFarlane".