The funny part is that when I saw this post, there were 5 up votes.

*insert mom joke here*

That's what your mom said.

The last part is a little confusing. Are you a fan or a victim or both?

I'll kill her!

BonerTime is holding out?!?

The Walking the Dead Wire

*Checks "Not Sure" for president*

Every time I see his name, I pronounce it in my head as if the "F" is silent.

Paddle faster, I think I hear banjos!

Ok, then will you listen to…oh wait. I see what you did there.

Oh my god! They killed Emma! You BASTARDS!

Take these broken wings and learn to fly again, learn to live so free.

Ow ow ow! Brain Freeze!

Oh, Marvin is too old to wear a cape? What about Superman? How old do you think he is?

It is the violin's older, less known brother.

Tell that to the guy with "The world's largest ball of twine." It's not "twine and string and stuff" just "twine". Don't people read!

Maybe you can get him to sign a contract so that you get some of the profits.

Just remember, you clicked the link too. You are the problem that is looking for the solution for yourself.

I keep wondering if he realizes how many VHS tapes there may be. I don't think they will fit in that van. Just imagine the gas mileage… *Shutters*