Something something Will Smith.

Did you say, "cake"?

Fanta or GTFO

For a second I thought this was going to be a movie about "peeping Toms."

More people would watch an M&Ms movie than a Peeps movie.

With the new song, "Peanut has chocolate fever"

So you're saying, "Howard The Duck" but you mean "Howard The…" I can't finish that at work.

You misspelled "fap".

That makes me wonder, did they pay him or did he pay them?

Hahahaha. Does that cover it?

Effin reader!

That would mess my wife up. She likes to read the last few pages before she reads a book.

Then shave?

Probably because you ARE herpes!

Says the man who, according to the picture, is both black and white.

Wait, I thought Jesus was a white guy with blond hair?

Are you saying Jesus invented Velcro?

With or without the "wife beater"?

So what you're saying is, no matter how much TV you didn't watch your junk was still on your face? That's so weird! No really, you should get that checked out.

You say that like it's a bad thing.