As Vanilla Ice might say, "Bird to your motha"

He would have to be taken out by Jon Stewart for taking back the Super Pac or GTFO.

The interesting part is that this happened so shortly after the #CancelColbert campaign ended.

Sadly, I can only give 1 upvote.

Kim? Is that you?

Or they delivered pizza to my house and weren't freaked out by the camera-man.

Sorry, I was playing Minesweeper…what did you say?

When Dikachu farts, is that his way of saying his mind was blown? I think so.

You are shooting too high. She was just wanting an extra role. "Pedestrian #6" got filled by the unknown.

Is it just me or does that picture scream, "I have butt fat in my lips."?

Miss who?

I gave you money to make a GOOD joke.

They are like potato chips, you can't have just one.

That joke was made con queso.

Candy Crush will make ya…
Dump! Dump! (your stock)
Uh huh!
Uh huh!

That's what she said.

Facts are just rumors that have been "proven". Who need proof?

#softass

I think you misspelled "Fassbanter"..er "Bassfanturd"…um…you know what I mean!

You forgot the word "with".