Well long distance covers phone calls, not internet usage. But yes, perhaps we are focussing on the least strange thing to happen in the episode.

That's possible, though she was also a smoker, so I'm wondering if that had an impact, like she was missing some of the subtle notes and only getting the stuff that was cutting through the daily assault on her tastebuds.

The data roaming charges are brutal on the cell phone plan he has!

I don't want no part of your tight ass country club ya freak bitch!

I was talking about art class!

Or white, depending on who you ask.

Well then, you had a good reason to avoid alcohol of all kinds. That wasn't the case here, she routinely got drunk, just on really sweet or really flavourless stuff. Which, whatever, to each their own. I just found it funny she never progressed past that "sneaking alcohol as a teenager" phase when anything with any…

Dropped her? I said I knew a woman, not "I was dating a woman." She was married, so that wasn't happening.

That's way more than I wanted to know about Cheney.

The better stuff is more than the stuff in the plastic jug (i.e. Popov), but it's not all super expensive. There are a ton of different brands covering the spectrum of price. For example Tito's is around 20 - 25 bucks, Belvedere Is about 35, Chopin is about 30, etc.
I have heard running a cheap vodka through a brita…

That sounds terrible.

A really good vodka drank straight is a lovely drink. I wouldn't have thought it, having had harsh stuff like "Russian Prince" and Smirnoff, but a friend introduced me to Wyborowa Exquisite on the rocks, and man, it would be a crime to mix that with anything.

Yeah, I hate to be a snob, but C'MON!

You'd be surprised how many "adults" have the palette of an underaged kid. I knew a woman once who couldn't stand the taste of any wine that wasn't a supersweet riesling, or any beer more complex than corona. (with lime of course)

OH YEAH!

Shouldn't this review have been up yesterday?

She's got diamonds on the soles of her hemp shoes.

I was hoping for another episode of Win Jill Stein's Money.

You win.

You're one of the good ones.