True that. It's not like you're walking out of Applebee's or Chili's without some major sodium bloat

Did they take the beef fat out of the fries because of him? I seem to recall it was vegetarians and hindus who were up in arms.

She went from a guy with a huge dick to a guy who is a huge dick.

I would have also accepted Passange, Pulian, or Jamela D. Anderssange

Pamela's not on board. She's a huge Assange fan and has been visiting him regularly and writing poetry about him.

So you're saying one of the richest women in the world just became single…

It's fast food, that's pretty much par for the course .

Blame the vegetarians.

I stayed at the Bronze Regency in Denver once when a flight was cancelled. Free Belgian waffles at the breakfast bar!

I can't unsee that now.

Just give him the damn beans!

I have a feeling he watched it, completely stone faced, then said "not as good as Barry Lyndon".

Am I a bad person that the line "Sorry about your goat" made me laugh out loud for some reason?

Just put "bizarro" in front of everything.

He still cries when he watches those financial planning commercials.

That sounds great, and I suspect you're right!

I think he says "bayner"

That's just a bit roughy, isn't it?

Kinda reminds me of that Salmon Rushdie piece in the New Yorker.

North Korea week?