It's been a long time since I've read it, like decades now, but I always imagined Montag as someone more grizzled and worn than Garfield. Does the book describe him as young? I can't recall.

I went to school with a guy who was working on a Brave New World musical. That one never took off though.

He would have read the whole article but the screen he is staring at has too much else going on.

Leprecum was my favorite XXX horror film last year.

My starbucks beverage confession: their "smoked butterscotch latte" was bullshit. It sounded right up my alley. I love butterscotch, I like smoke, I like coffee and milk, it's right in the sweet spot. Had it and it tasted kinda like a caramel latte with no real distinguishing feature. Disappointing.

Gimme a cold UJ please.

I'd have some serious doubts about my therapist if that happened to me.

All those Big Tobacco execs who left the industry when things went south had dark magic to sell.

All in favour?

I have a brother who won't watch the Wire because he saw an episode and was like "so its a show where the cops are all bad guys and the drug dealers are good guys, no thanks." I'm like, what they fuck were you inhaling when you watched it?
(side note, he's also the brother that said HRC and Donald Trump were "exactly…

It's pretty freaking good and not at all a dry civics lesson, but I get that at this point it's a big commitment, five seasons, say 22 episodes times an hour…carry the one…that's like, uh, a whole bunch of hours!

Mmmm…Tom Skillet

What the hell?!

I'll allow it.

Sold.

AV Club: Read This
Pastafarian(looks at picture): Yeah, no.

It's the Snakes on A Plane of the fast-food world.

Then you're missing out on some good kefir!

I don't remember if it happened before or after that but at some point the same girl kinda admitted she had a crush on me as we walked back from gym class. Likely because I was one of the few people that was nice to her, didn't call her names, or completely ignore her. She mistook my not being a cruel bully as some…

Soho lychee liqueur.