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Good for the immune system!

I've eaten that many more times than I care to admit.

I love that your Shamrock Shake comes in a snifter, What kind of fancy ass McDonald's do they have on the west side anyway?!

Fool! This is obviously a situation where only crimini mushrooms will do.

"Alas, I don’t have the answers. All I have is a sticky, empty cup and a need to fill it with alcohol."

You're being kinda aloofah about this.

Ok, I can now leave this site and get some work done. You win comment of the day

Clearly that's an advanced kis you've got on your hands.

It was sad. All I could think was "No! You're just giving everyone more ammo! This feeling of camaraderie and closeness and sharing will pass and once that does the inspirational lady doing the trust exercises at the front won't be here to save you!"

Haha, I'm way ahead of you on that one.

I'm against antipasta.

You are The Missing Dink!

Well I wouldn't listen to him myself, but he seems pretty wholesome and harmless for like a four year old. It's at five that I'd start playing Snoop Dogg and Nine Inch Nails.

So you grew up with Ted Bundy huh?

Off meaning meat or dairy that has sat out in the sun has "gone off". Like potato salad left in a hot car in July!

Man you just unearthed a memory for me. When I was in jr. high we had an inspirational speaker come in and talk to us about how she'd nearly lost her life by becoming addicted to drugs, but then turned it all around, etc. etc. At some point she asked "does anyone have any questions?" The girl in school I always felt…

That reminds me, my brother (an Evangelical) was visiting another brother in LA recently and was taken to Egg Slut for breakfast. When the pictures were taken he made everyone promise not to post them on social media because he didn't want to be on the web in front of a sign that says "Slut".

He gets an extra upvote from me then. And I downvoted myself.

It's people using cucumbers and corn on the cob as dildos, how is anyone unaware of that?
*Strolls into farmers' market*