It's 2001. It already happened. Just go look up some old newspapers from back then or something.

I've got a plain feelings about this.

Why? Were you going the distance, or were you going for speed?

You can have up to 3/64ths of a foreskin.

And then we'll have W.D. Richter explain why there's a watermelon in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai."

Seven Leagues of the Iroquois Army.

I prefer to think of it as 'Cube' for teenagers.