Well there goes my Social Network joke, and since The Lone Ranger looks terrible, that's all I've got.

He's my favorite part of that Crucible adaptation with Winona Ryder, and that other guy

Trendy Harry Crane in the convertible looks all kinds of uncomfortable.

Mumblecore!

Now if only Charlie playing Pacino would sign on, I'd be in

I've been putting peas in my Spanish rice now for a while now, a side effect of a low-rent, plant based diet, and they're a great addition. They adds a nice, take-out fried rice,  feel.

Wait…What?

George-Michael!

Hey, it worked for John Cusack! (Not entirely, but I sincerely hope my sarcasm can bleed through to others' screens)

That's kind of his thing

Jackson's just trying to hold out until George R. R.  Martin dies.

I was hoping for a "Man Who Sold the World" redux, but the typical elder rock statesman portrait  in sick threads and a hat works, too.

Hasn't Brown Eyed Girl been permanently added to the do-not-cover-EVER blacklist yet?

I hope this new Green Goblin camps out in the brush with Obadiah Stane just get away from all of the city folk.