I'm surprised this is not a "Great Jeb! Internet"

I don't like politics. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

It's hard when the servitude is not there to help you with zippers

Welcome to tumblr, do a 180 and never look back

Are there any latinos on the SNL cast and crew? No? Then nothing will happen, because paychecks trump principles. Not even this site that is supposed to be progressive-ish (and based in Chicago, pretty sure you'll find some latinos there) cares much about the latino perspective, sure they get offended on our behalf,…

But he did ride the mighty moon worm, right?

We lost quite a few good men and women during the registration wars. Also article specific usernames, God I miss those

Oh God, they've had this type of show in Mexico for ages now (they even did a kids version already) and it's incredibly painful. I hope they all get eaten by wolves (not sure if they'll be delicious)

I love the moments in South Park between Sargent Yates and his wife. She's always supportive even though everything Yates does is freaking awful

Halo Guardians: Reckoning

OH MY GOD, IS THE IMPERIAL MARCH! IS THAT LUKE? WHAT IS GOING ON!

I thought it was Lucifer Our Lord*, man I've been a horrible satanist

Racism for some, miniature American flags for others

My favorite one is:
Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't

It's like poetry, it rhymes

On Nov. 25, 1990
He couldn't wait 22 more days to post this crap? God forbid someone beats him to the punch to this

Where's the HBO CEO of Tits when you need him?

She's either gonna be Hippolyta or Circe. Can you imagine the outrage if she's Nubia?

They just need to go all around the world, they've gotta spread the word

I usually avoid online multiplayer like the plague, but the ME3 multi was great, mostly because it was cooperative. Besides, you didn't have to play that much to get the "good" ending. As per the endings themselves, they're a common trope in Sci-Fi in which things are always much bigger than us and we don't really…