Leave Lapis alone!

There've been a bunch of X-wave stuff on the interwebs for a while now. My favorite is something nobody here will get but it's about a Mexican governor known as El Bronco:

But does it also have racism for kids?

I feel you… also, I get what you're saying

I've never seen a neckbeard that looks good, just shave the damn thing

It'll be worse because there's no Mako. Everything's better with the Mako

That's pretty much the police's stance on online threats and harassment. It's been working great

Ah, for fucks sake, it's vámonos. Even if you don't know Spanish you could at least Google it.

It embiggens us all

Welp, now there's even less incentive to go to Delaware

Well, I finished Bravely Second (good stuff, took me like 65 hours >_<) and then I finished Shantae and the Pirate's Curse (if you like Metroidvanias with some humor, this is pretty good) so I guess I'll continue with Undertale. I played like three hours already, not sure how much I have left. One thing that's…

Well, it does have the line: "Tobey does a great job of putting off his mom's masturbation fire", so maybe you should give it a shot

Et tu, Iggy? Why are you doing GJI?

And we already have Arena Football for that

Oh man, thank God I was not the first highlight truther, but yes the bottle not being full makes it much easier. I think the talent is not really the bottle flip but the commitment to the act

#KeepTedCruzAwayFromAllPeople

#AllHentaiMatters

Can she do evil? Does anyone know if Beth Ditto can act?

I'm just waiting for the thinkpieces after they cast Ursula

And I bet that kids have learned way more from Animaniacs that those horrible 80s socially responsible cartoons. At least from Animaniacs you can learn the planets, countries and states