"I was never lonely. Not even for a minute."
God damn it, Futurama, you're lucky I wasn't alone in the room when I watched this last episode. Otherwise my tears would have flooded half the continents.
Also, I kind of wish they'd used Lou Reed's "Perfect Day" for the montage, anybody else?

They only have one rug. The rest of the house isn't carpeted. It's just lots of purple floors. And maybe a purple "Welcome" mat.

I was kind of cautious with this show due to that weird "We're not acting, but we are" thing, but after "Death by mountain lion"? Disliking this show stopped being an option. I watched Twilight Zone, I watched Lost, I watched about a hundred TV shows, if not more. But not once have I been more surprised than in that…