If you didn't post it, I was going to have to.

If you didn't post it, I was going to have to.

You sure do have a hardon for Paul Rudd.

You sure do have a hardon for Paul Rudd.

"I wouldn't suck your dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!!!"

"I wouldn't suck your dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!!!"

Um, wow.

Um, wow.

Somehow, I think it may be your daughters' potential boyfriends who will bear the brunt of the consequences of that particular movie choice.

Somehow, I think it may be your daughters' potential boyfriends who will bear the brunt of the consequences of that particular movie choice.

ONTV or SelecTV?

ONTV or SelecTV?

The year was 1976. "Logan's Run" had just opened. I was newly 16. I begged my dad to take me to see it. (We had a love of movies in common back then, which was awfully convenient for me as I didn't start driving until the following year.) Now my parents were anything but libertine, being as repressed as anyone raised…

The year was 1976. "Logan's Run" had just opened. I was newly 16. I begged my dad to take me to see it. (We had a love of movies in common back then, which was awfully convenient for me as I didn't start driving until the following year.) Now my parents were anything but libertine, being as repressed as anyone raised…

Liked for loquacious bombast.

Liked for loquacious bombast.

I'm crysturbating already.

I'm crysturbating already.

Fuck this. I'm going Galt.

Fuck this. I'm going Galt.