I'm excited about the return of AHS to such a degree that I honestly don't know what's wrong with me. Am I broken somehow? Is there a man-ass shaped hole in my soul?

I'm excited about the return of AHS to such a degree that I honestly don't know what's wrong with me. Am I broken somehow? Is there a man-ass shaped hole in my soul?

Gary, like Stephen, had that mind-bogglingly perfect blow-dried blond 70's do.

Gary, like Stephen, had that mind-bogglingly perfect blow-dried blond 70's do.

Also, did they replace Bear McCreary? Because I liked the score tonight, and I haven't liked this show's music much at all.

Also, did they replace Bear McCreary? Because I liked the score tonight, and I haven't liked this show's music much at all.

Cookie Monster? Is that you?

Cookie Monster? Is that you?

Ideally? An ep that was mostly Andrea/Michonne/Woodbury with maybe a 10-minute check-in at the prison. Next ep, reverse it. Show us how the storylines will gradually draw together over the season.

Ideally? An ep that was mostly Andrea/Michonne/Woodbury with maybe a 10-minute check-in at the prison. Next ep, reverse it. Show us how the storylines will gradually draw together over the season.

I think the saving grace for this season will (might?) be splitting the storylines between Andrea/Michonne and Rick's group. This show has needed A/B plotlines for a long long time now.

I think the saving grace for this season will (might?) be splitting the storylines between Andrea/Michonne and Rick's group. This show has needed A/B plotlines for a long long time now.

Haven't watched it yet but shit, is it actually……….good?

Haven't watched it yet but shit, is it actually……….good?

Plus, the show's ratings are through the roof. They have no incentive to improve it.

Plus, the show's ratings are through the roof. They have no incentive to improve it.

Ugh. Just looking at that photo of those people standing around in the Georgia sun holding guns makes me bored and angry.

Ugh. Just looking at that photo of those people standing around in the Georgia sun holding guns makes me bored and angry.

Unlike TWD, I'll be love-watching the shit that FX be slingin' Wed. night.

Unlike TWD, I'll be love-watching the shit that FX be slingin' Wed. night.