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Lili Von Shtupp
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I didn't really like the Hell on Wheels pilot, but I found myself thinking about the show the next day — so I guess I'm in for at least a couple more weeks.

The only time I watch infomercials is at like 3 in the morning, when you're too tired to actually get up and go to bed.

I gave the rest of the show a B+, but the ending monologue was a C- for the lack of cock-sucking whore — overall grade B.

Somehow the last episode cemented my decision to keep watching the show.

Twelve episodes in, and I think we've seen one sleeve from Anya.

Between that and the Studio 54 joke, I think Bert is putting himself out there.

Bert made a flowy top of chiffon over sequins, an open skirt of the chiffon material, and hot pants under the skirt.

When I was a kid, we used to sing: 
"What do you do when you're pregnant, and you know you're a man?" 
That was some roll-on-the-floor humor, all right…

I was surprised by how pissed off I was at the couple for having a third kid — selfish jerks!

Bryce's big problem was self-doubt and second-guessing.

I'm pretty sure he is a menswear designer.  In the pre-show before the actual competition, all the clothing he brought for the casting call was menswear.

Swallow…or spit?

Pretty sure Ginger shrieked when Pam threw some crap around in the Fangtasia office.

Didn't "Good Christian Bitches" become "Good Christian Belles" and get a pick-up?

Your name is two names.

I read Gus's question to Tio "Is today the day?" as "Is this the day I finally take my revenge, or shall I let it simmer a little longer?"

Highly recommend Robin Hobb's series.  I think the "Tawny Man" series, Fool's Errand being the first, is my favorite.

I'm a completist, so I tend to wait until an author is dead before I start reading a series.

The bloodline wouldn't be pure, but we've seen what a few generations of "Uncle-Daddies" have done to the denizens of Hotshot. Crystal's boyfriend/half-brother is shooting blanks, and he's the least deformed of the bunch.

@haysoos "I too noticed a Trek-like vibe to the production. I was half expecting Sookie to run into a Gorn while fleeing the goblin faeries. "