Stephen A. Smith, point blank, full stop, no chaser, etc.

Allen Toussaint's own version of his "Southern Nights" is better, but it wasn't a hit. Anyway, the several good songs on here are easily overpowered by the stench of "Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)," one of the worst songs ever made.

That schlock went from played-out to nostalgic…but without the intervening rest period.

He still makes the same shitty rates and has the same high amount of customers thinking they don't have to tip (because Uber told them that, natch)—but it sure is a FUN ride! I bet he gets a bunch of those little merit badges for Cool Car.

Could you guys take down the picture of the guy holding the freaky baby? It's really making me uncomfortable.

Right, which is why the large number of comments asking for the Super Scary Picture to be taken down is pretty sad and embarrassing.

Related, I've never been able to figure out what …! means or how I'm supposed to read it in my head. I understand …?, that's the universal symbol for trailing off quizzically.

Jesus was big on bravery, not on asking for your pretend phobia to be treated like PTSD.

Ehhh kinda. On Twitter she too is prone to glib, half-informed faux-gressive talk.

Saying "You'll never be famous" to any given person is an extremely safe statistical assumption.

Dear sweet lord Jesus, now that you are risen, come down upon this incredibly whiny comment section with your holy might, that they might get the hell over it, amen

There is another option: that he is also annoying and stupid.

Nobody who has ever written a single line of Ilana Wexler dialogue should ever comment on a "blaccent." The show has barely even touched the megavolt of a third rail on that topic. Mostly it's given lip service in media about how New York Millennials Are Inherently Multi.

> " There have been a bunch of think pieces that I’ve read to validate my frustration with her…"

Also—wild guess here—Stern's audience leaned Trump, and it doesn't really matter who Stern voted for if he was throwing red meat to the lions the whole time.

Richard Cheese was already doing this when I was a kid, and Eliot Glazer was a kindergartener.

Honest to god, he probably thinks Amy Winehouse was "ethnically ambiguous," giving her subconscious bonus points/a pass in the fake-woke (fake-wake?) mind.

Reflexive, empty, black-fetishizing fake feminist nonsense.

True story: I was flipping through XM stations in my dad's car the other day, stopped on 101 for a second, and the VERY FIRST thing I heard was "How many dicks do you have to suck before…" Extremely intelligent radio, that.

Fuck, I almost forgot. I wasn't expecting Broad City to ever do an episode I just couldn't rewatch ever again.