You should open up an estate law office in Westeros. The rate people are dying, you'd do quite well.

I think Daario is likely to go sooner than later. It's his omission I found most puzzling. I agree they may extend Jorah's redemption story to strengthen the impact of his eventual demise. I think failing to include either is a pretty big oversight in this week's death pool — I'd take 50-1 odds on either.

That's a fair point of view. I agree Jorah's journey vis a vis Dany is to redeem himself one last time. I think it's fair to argue that his terminal status means he has nothing left but this mission and could meet his end at any time.

Did you not see the preview for next episode that includes Daario and Greyscale-infected Jorah Mormont trying to rescue Dany?! Ser Jorah is The Walking Dead! (Of course I could make an excuse for you and speculate that maybe he's off this list because his death is so obviously imminent.) Or I'm just being too obvious…

ABC preemptively cancels Woody Allen.

It took me a second to realize this had nothing to do with HBO's production agreement with Vice Media. Probalby wouldn't be quite as many laughs in that series.

I am simultaneously furious, but sadly unsurprised this exists.

Gay Spider-Man would be awesome and break so many MRA brains.

I find the synergy between the blandness of the Hawkeye the comic character and Jeremy Renner the real-life actor to be all too perfect.
(I'm aware that Matt Fraction's recent Hawkeye did some fun stuff, but for the most part, Hawkeye has always been lame.)

I agree she's not that interesting by "superhero" standards; by comparison to Thor, Cap, Hulk, et al. have superhuman abilities, she just can't compete. She's *merely* a super-spy — who yes, depending on depiction, can be a sexy, femme fatale. Or, she can be a bad-ass, "independent woman." I think Marvel has mostly…

Oh, and I should add, I'm not actually a big fan of Stern, either. I find that "shock, provocative, jerky" brand of humor to be pretty grating generally. Stern does it as well as anyone, but I'm not entertained by it for the most part. (It's why I'm not a big fan of Anthony Jeselnik, and why I think Daniel Tosh,…

Except I really like Amy Schumer's work (stand up and show). I think she makes a lot of really funny, pointed arguments about the iniquities women face. I agree with them. I dont' see the same level of thoughtfulness in Chelsea Handler's comedy. Schumer's is ironic and subversive (from a feminist standpoint, if you…

So maybe I'm speaking heresy around these parts, but while I enjoyed the original Ghostbusters as a kid, I really don't have a huge "geek" level of nostalgia for it. I also don't think it needed to be remade (like most things that get remade), but it didn't anger me like it has a lot of people apparently. (I guess…

"Not Funny Or Talented Mean-Girl Thinks Incredible Performer Is Boring"

When Donald Trump is elected president no other countries will see big-budget blockbusters before us. Make America Great Again!
(Seriously, thanks for the helpful explanation.)

It's almost as if there's a whole other part of the world where things don't happen the same way or time as America…
[… fails to complete epiphany, goes back to driving ATV in circles with American flag waving, firing shotgun in air]

I realize that no one makes us click and read (I didn't because I want no spoilers), but why is this posted so early? The vast majority of the general public hasn't seen this and won't until Thursday night at the earliest. Is the assumption some people want the movie spoiled and/or don't care? I'm legitimately curious.

If you love him so much, why don't you go squanch him?

… or because his personality was inverted and swapped with a bunch of villains by Scarlet Witch!
(AXIS reference, deep cut, nerds!)

Avenger on Avenger? Sounds hot!