Don Lemon is skeptical of your claims.

"Alleg…"
No, fuck that. They're both rapists.

The A.V. Club
Nothing stops this empty echo chamber of witless snark.

This thread sure took a hard dive.

Don Lemon, Nancy Grace… this story really has taken a turn for the worst.

"(I'm a Cubs fan.)"
Ha ha! (in Nelson's voice)

If only I were more of a douchebag, I could be a visionary or an auteur!
(Not saying I'm NOT a d-bag, just apparently not enough of one.)

He was totally asking for that comment.

I was just saying the other day how the A.V. Club isn't nearly rapey enough to be on the internet. Welp, problem solved.

Still not the worst real-life public figure Gooding, Jr. has ever played.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I think it's funny how a one-note, totally improvised and inane bit character who was introduced as a goof became one of the most divisive characters on TV. I don't know if I've ever talked to anyone who didn't either love or hate him, with no feelings in between. I personally fall in the former camp. The Rafi/Dirty…

I'm racking my brain here… what do Mark Wahlberg's actions as a 16-year-old and American law enforcement have in common?

Is our children learning. Answer no.

Looks like FXX is taking care of The League. That means burning it to the ground, right?

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Yes, this is actually true. The only reason I know is because my friends and I sat in the theater after the credits started to roll and expressed surprise/confusion/disappointment/depression at what we had just watched. We talked all the way through them until the aforementioned post-credit scene popped up. I think…

*Speaking while adjusting tie*
Please, please… take my family! Heeeey!

You were supposed to post that on Reddit. How else will the internet solve this case?

Just like I never read the book, I'm totally skipping this and waiting for the movie.

Jesus. I… I think I'm gonna go get a hug or something.