Do you think it consists of the Macho Man just repeatedly dropping the big elbow on Warrior for eternity, only to have him kick out every time?

It's interesting that in his final Raw appearance from Monday, he did put the fans and the guys in the back over rather than extolling himself (insofar as he's capable of doing that). Actually quite a fitting eulogy.

Someone should license him in hologram form and have it yell "Warrior-isms" at your repeatedly. (You know, except for the homophobic stuff.)

Please tell me I'm not the only one rocking out and thrashing his head up and down to The Warrior's old WWF entrance music like I did when I was 8-10 years old? Oh, I AM the only 30-year-old man doing that right now? Fair enough.

The nation's grandmother's are going to be very confused… well, more confused than usual, anyway.

I award you Snark Of The Day.

More outdated: XP or CancerAids? I think it's a push.

Don't set Idris Elba against Chiwetel Ejiofor! You might irrevocably tear the A.V. Club asunder!

Glad I'm not the only one going dark around here!

Or she pops up from behind the couch and shouts, "Psych! Gotcha, bitches!"

Or maybe it's revealed that we've all been in the Mother…

Yeah, the murder-suicide by the two sibling-children after learning the horrifying truth from their father was a little dark to air on network TV.

Be still my heart!

I will be seeing this movie not in spite of the grade, but because of it! Get to da choppa!!!

Hooray Tate Donovan! Alas, poor Tom Shayes, I have missed you!

What if CTU develops a foundation problem when actual moles dig too many tunnels underneath the HQ?

That would be best. You can come back tomorrow and collect your belongings at the security gate.

This made my day.

Hopefully they executed President Useless for treason after the end of Season 8. Also, I wonder if they'll bring Kim back? I imagine she's not too busy these days…

DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME! YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER! NOW TELL ME!