Avatar was the best Michael Bay movie I've ever seen

Here comes the science: if potential pay per view revenue exceeds potential ad revenue, the super bowl will be pay per view. Why that won't work: ad revenue for the Super Bowl is killer. Its one of the few events that advertisers know people will watch live rather than TiVo. Besides, as a number of people have…

We've truly reached the nadir of this site.

ZMF haters are the Washington Generals of the AV Club

Jersey Shore
As an American living out of the US, I was vaguely aware of a show called Jersey Shore from posts about it on the internet. I figured I was missing out on a few key pop culture references, so I checked it out on YouTube. Holy shit that show is awful. I figured it wasn't going to be any good, but the…

Wait, you're saying its NOT a good sign when a film only leaves with an impression about the lead actresses nakes boobs? My friend, that is how I define success.

Look, if the Rock ever wants to be in a movie with Vince Vaughn, I'll be there, but the Rock plus kids pairing just doesn't work out. Twinkle, twinkle, baby.

So does Simple Jack make an appearance in this?

Speaking of the artist formerly known as the Rock, why is he not a bigger part of this inventory? The same guy that was Walking Tall also appeared in The Game Plan and Escape to Witch Mountain. By the time the Tooth Fairy comes out someone, somewhere will still have a poster of the Rock on his wall, and after seeing…

I've got a love/hate relationship with Pick of Destiny. Loved most of it, but when the challenge the devil to a rock off, there's no way the devil doesn't play "Raining Blood" right there. That kind of ruined it for me.

I met Conan O'Brian in central park when he was walking his dog. He and his wife are very tall.

Irish Spring isn't really IRISH? HOLY SHIT!

Gallagher is the comedy equivalent of Ja Rule

they might be giants..
Not a good live bad

I think we've ruled that having your model/girlfriend in a video can make a video awesomely bad or just straight bad depending on how hot she is and what she's wearing. But I certainly remember that Stephanie Seymore was in the "November Rain" video not that "Don't Cry" video.

I know ZMF will be well represented in this discussion, but KERRY FUCKING KING!! I think we all have reasons to be pumped

To give the record companies a little credit, its actually a very difficult relational database model. Each song must be tracked individually, because each song can have one to many writters, and can have one to many performers. Each writer and each performer will have a different royalty cut depending on his/her…

I'm a little disappointed not to see Crank 2: High Voltage at the number 1 spot

I'm glad ZMF came in full black with skeleton mask. With out the mask, it would be like seeing KISS without the makeup, he's just some dude. With the mask he's ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER, and that means something.

…and by Japanese you mean Chinese?