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I feel like this image should become an icon for whenever I need to react to something with abject horror.

I live in Colorado now and I hate it.The lack of humidity is nice but the shitty, random, lingering blizzard conditions in springtime months like March and April annoy the crap out of me. I personally hope to live in Las Vegas or Honolulu one day, someplace where the heat is constant and the humidity is tolerable.

Everyone here seems to be going and on about how you can just overcome winter with extra clothes when really, cold weather causes a shitload of annoying problems. You can't drive anywhere at a reasonable speed, you can't walk around outside without bundling up like a fucking mummy, you have to shovel off your damn

*sudden stop and jump cut to me*

You're NOT indecisive and you totally get how this works, Houlihan!

I really hope that the show improves by episode Kevin but I don't think I'll be Changing my mind anytime soon.

I don't say this lightly but Season 1 of Veronica Mars was one of the single strongest first seasons I've seen of any show (right up there with BSG in terms of establishing a strong sense of itself with razor-sharp writing).

Governments can't stop this crack force of highly trained individuals who move from country to country like whispers in the night. They were taught how to HEAL in school but, in the war torn battefields, cesspits and dark alleys of the world, they've earned a NEW kind of degree . . . in MURDER. Don't think you can run

"Please do not hover your mouse above that link - it contains a rare animated feature in which Mary Worth drives a man to suicide."

"Shiver me timbers, First Mate Foreman! We need to get this scalawag to the E. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

It made me oddly sad when he actually did play a jewel thief in the Johnny English movie.

Q-Tips are bad for you.

I literally do not remember this episode. Like, at all. Geez. It must have been truly terrible for me to excise it completely from my memory.

Ah, what the hell, I'll bite, Obvious Fucking Troll - why exactly does a woman telling some asshole who's harassing her to fuck off make her an "immoral arrogant piece of shit"?

Iay otallytay derstoodunay atthay.

I'm going to go out on an embarrassing limb here - am I the only one who's been watching "King of The Nerds" and finding it oddly charming?

From what little I've seen and heard about Lexx, I've been told that the sex and comedy parts become the focus of the show, much to the detriment of the other elements.

There are so many, many things I love about Farscape that I don't even know where to start.

You shouldn't already know whether or not you should write about fake psychics.