Yes. I am Tommy Lee Jones. I am certainly not an alien who looks exactly like Tommy Lee Jones. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Oh, Stewardess! I speak Jive.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

*Glares silently at The AVClub Staff with a forced smile on his face when the camera cuts to his reaction.*

KDBRYAN'S CHEESE CLUB POWER RANKINGS, WEEK 1:

Any good zombiepocalypse story uses the breakdown of society as a metaphor, creating intelligent, well-developed characters debating the nature of humanity, life, society and the necessity of government in a world gone lawless and devoid of structure.

"Special Agent Mathison, with all due respect, I just have to ask - are you on medication of some kind? And if not, why not?"

I wonder how many more failed TV shows and films SMG will have to endure before she finally starts taking cash to record commentary tracks for some 25th Anniversary Edition of Buffy The Vampire Slayer? In any case, I'm thinking twice that amount of failure will mean she'll start showing up at conventions to sign…

Where are the white women at?

As an ending, I would like to say: FUCK HAPPY MEALS! That is balls.

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To each their own. Me, I'm just thankful that there isn't a version of this in US Weekly called "#NOPTIONAL!"

Because May 19th is a feeling - in our hearts.

Thank you so much for posting this. It's very reassuring to hear.

Thank you so much for posting this. It's very reassuring to hear.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad!

Shhhhhhh.

E. Buzz Miller and ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER, or as I call the 'ship, E. BUZZIAC MOTHERFUCKER

"Jessa’s the kind of person who can realize she’s on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg and start setting things on fire"

I now dream of one day being known as the commenter whose snarky complaints merit the removal of the mystifyingly random "TV Club Power Rankings" feature.