Why do you kill a piece of my soul with your heartless facts and math? 

OH, WOW!  I FINALLY got a notification for "The Neighbors"! I've always said that this wacky tale of aliens with celebrity names living next to a fat guy and his wife learning to be human was a critically underrated- under- und-

It really isn't a board game per se but it really is a delight. Some of the most fun I've ever had was playing Fiasco with my friends and the website that makes it updates with new playsets regularly (often entirely free to download!).

As a guy with an English degree, I know I'm supposed to admire your schtick but as a guy who uses "biweekly" without any confusion, I think you're just trolling. Nobody I know actually believes "biweekly" to mean "occuring twice a week".

I bet TV critics everywhere are looking forward to the failure of "The Following" if only so they can use obvious headlines like "The Following" fails to find a following" or "Nobody following Fox's "The Following." or maybe "The Following" lags behind."

After all these years, Homie continues to fail to play that.

At this point, I've sort of stopped hoping to see her in anything good again, if only so her career tanks so badly that she'll finally start recording commentary for B:TVS and doing the convention circuit.

Watch the Season 5 episode of BTVS "The Body" and tell me again how she's not a great actress.

One of my favorite YouTube series is Tabletop, starring Wil Wheaton. He and a bunch of random D-list celebrities/writers/directors play a different board game every episode and joke around. It is pretty darn great, for the most part.

Justified is back? Thank heavens. I need something awesome and full of violence on TV again to keep me from going insane while I wait for the return of Breaking Bad.

The one part of TDK that always makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it is his hilariously awkward "Hi." to Harvey Dent in the hospital.

… …""… …mastermind??""??

"Look, if you had one shot or opportunity to dance ballet in a small town, in one moment, would you catch it? Or would you just let it slip?"

Thanks so much for the Breaking Bad notification, AVClub! I was totally hoping to get a notification about a show I love . . . but ONLY if it was mentioned randomly in one sentence of a pointless article about two shows I don't watch! Yippee! All my dreams are finally coming true!

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We check them to pay homage to the show as it dies. Each notification slowly adding more and more kindling to the pile beneath it's laboring, near-dead body, drawing us inexorably closer and closer to the Viking funeral pyre it will inevitably receive with each notice.

"Robert Greenblatt" does sound like the name of an extremely obese individual. One whose voice sounds like that guy from Patton Oswalt's "GIVE ME ALL THE HAM THAT YOU HAVE." routine.

Just tossing out tons of question marks at the end of hypothetical questions? Man, Riddler, you just aren't even trying anymore.

"This place is becoming less."

Did they work for Mr. McGee? Because I got fired by that guy. Turns out he thought I was just too leisurely.