Okay, so I can't find it in me to hate anything that coins the term "zombie noir" but why the hell didn't Curtis get Seth to switch out his dangerous, shitty, SHITTY power for the "Power of persuasion" girl's before he left for Uganda?

Old Boy - especially if the plot has Zooey Deschanel moving into an apartment with an angry Korean man who has been imprisoned for years against his will.

Old Boy - especially if the plot has Zooey Deschanel moving into an apartment with an angry Korean man who has been imprisoned for years against his will.

Hank once got an anonymous phone call telling him that two men were coming to hug him.

Hank once got an anonymous phone call telling him that two men were coming to hug him.

This is not a Random Roles - this is every role he has ever done.

This is not a Random Roles - this is every role he has ever done.

Trying to substitute the always unfunny Family Guy for the soapy joy of REVENGE calls for . . . REEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENGGGGGGEEEE!!!

Trying to substitute the always unfunny Family Guy for the soapy joy of REVENGE calls for . . . REEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENGGGGGGEEEE!!!

I agree!

I agree!

"These two lovely ladies are consummate professionals in my mind, wearing metaphorical catsuits constantly. I'll be in my home with a tub of applause - smearing it all over my hi-def, huge flatscreen television."

"These two lovely ladies are consummate professionals in my mind, wearing metaphorical catsuits constantly. I'll be in my home with a tub of applause - smearing it all over my hi-def, huge flatscreen television."

I'm unreasonably amused that this was "Series Four, Episode THREE".

I'm unreasonably amused that this was "Series Four, Episode THREE".

I'm glad to see you single out and praise the deeply talented Meredith Stiehm in this review but also deeply saddened to hear that she's moving on to another show. I read a short but illuminating EW interview with her where she said that her sister was bipolar and that she took heavily from her real life experiences…

I'm glad to see you single out and praise the deeply talented Meredith Stiehm in this review but also deeply saddened to hear that she's moving on to another show. I read a short but illuminating EW interview with her where she said that her sister was bipolar and that she took heavily from her real life experiences…

I think you somehow just managed to ruin both breasts and milk for me. That's quite a feat.

I think you somehow just managed to ruin both breasts and milk for me. That's quite a feat.

I'm surprised that nobody has suggested a Kickstarter to get his Black Pearl film in play.