I'm surprised that nobody has suggested a Kickstarter to get his Black Pearl film in play.

I point to his starring role Willow and shake my head disdainfully at you.

I point to his starring role Willow and shake my head disdainfully at you.

Just start at the beginning of the relaunched series. I'm sure you can handle a mere six seasons without dying horribly.

Just start at the beginning of the relaunched series. I'm sure you can handle a mere six seasons without dying horribly.

Sorry, no clue who Jason Watkins is, even with your helpful asides. I'm glad people are glad he's on it too tho'!

Sorry, no clue who Jason Watkins is, even with your helpful asides. I'm glad people are glad he's on it too tho'!

"I have a delicate skull,
I'm more Boy George than Jethro Tull."

"I have a delicate skull,
I'm more Boy George than Jethro Tull."

I'm just going to say it - outside of their first NuWho episodes, I don't find the Cybermen all that scary or interesting. I think it's those ridiculous looking head handles that make me think all you'd ever need to stop them would be a long length of chain and a padlock/bicycle lock to force them into a permanent…

I'm just going to say it - outside of their first NuWho episodes, I don't find the Cybermen all that scary or interesting. I think it's those ridiculous looking head handles that make me think all you'd ever need to stop them would be a long length of chain and a padlock/bicycle lock to force them into a permanent…

Touche.

Touche.

I was holding my breath and let out a sigh of relief when Curtis didn't end up getting Sadie's morally questionable power as a parting gift from Power Broker Guy, so at least we can count that as a win, I guess. Yeesh.

I was holding my breath and let out a sigh of relief when Curtis didn't end up getting Sadie's morally questionable power as a parting gift from Power Broker Guy, so at least we can count that as a win, I guess. Yeesh.

If there was an A. V. Club Inventory on car-accident plots, we'd see 40 reviews of Modern Family.

If there was an A. V. Club Inventory on car-accident plots, we'd see 40 reviews of Modern Family.

I want there to be an insane pair of torturers named the Scar Czars who know what scars are . . . s.

I want there to be an insane pair of torturers named the Scar Czars who know what scars are . . . s.

As a guy named Kevin, nothing can top George Takei giving me my own personalized voice mail on Community.