As a guy named Kevin, nothing can top George Takei giving me my own personalized voice mail on Community.

Behold this tasteless yet hilarious Community related webcomic.
http://www.shortpacked.com/…

Behold this tasteless yet hilarious Community related webcomic.
http://www.shortpacked.com/…

I'd chastise you for zooming in on one incorrect point needlessly and ignoring the rest of the article but that would be going against everything the Internet is about.

I'd chastise you for zooming in on one incorrect point needlessly and ignoring the rest of the article but that would be going against everything the Internet is about.

Oh, The Middleman! Still heartbroken that the 13th episode with Mark Sheppard as the ultimate bad guy was never filmed and that I never got to attend the read-through of said unfilmed episode's script at SDCC.

Oh, The Middleman! Still heartbroken that the 13th episode with Mark Sheppard as the ultimate bad guy was never filmed and that I never got to attend the read-through of said unfilmed episode's script at SDCC.

To hell with that! Leave my sweet illusion that teens of the future will both spell and punctuate their texts properly alone!

To hell with that! Leave my sweet illusion that teens of the future will both spell and punctuate their texts properly alone!

Sorry, man - puns are just how we roll down here in the Hood.

Sorry, man - puns are just how we roll down here in the Hood.

This presupposes the show having that accurate a level of comic book trivia knowledge. Remember, this is the same show where a supposed Batman geek listed Halle Berry among his favorite actresses to play Catwoman.

This presupposes the show having that accurate a level of comic book trivia knowledge. Remember, this is the same show where a supposed Batman geek listed Halle Berry among his favorite actresses to play Catwoman.

I actually want to see more of sarcastic Goth girl slow-clapping people on this show. Well, that and Luke doing random magic when he's irritable.

I actually want to see more of sarcastic Goth girl slow-clapping people on this show. Well, that and Luke doing random magic when he's irritable.

Call me when there's an episode entitled "And The Stunning Realization By Kat Dennings That She's Too Good For This Shitty, Shitty Sitcom".

Call me when there's an episode entitled "And The Stunning Realization By Kat Dennings That She's Too Good For This Shitty, Shitty Sitcom".

Ha! Thanks, J. P. I'll keep that in mind.

Ha! Thanks, J. P. I'll keep that in mind.

Doing that is a very easy and painless way to die, all other options considered.