The hilariously intense look Flock of Seagulls Dude gives the camera around 2:48 always cracks me up no matter how many times I see this video.

"No more half-sandwiches, Walter."

"No more half-sandwiches, Walter."

Am I the only one who kept waiting for that baby to straight-up start choking on that watch it was practically devouring while they were both too busy talking to notice?

Am I the only one who kept waiting for that baby to straight-up start choking on that watch it was practically devouring while they were both too busy talking to notice?

I want to make this perfectly clear so I'm just going to say this once:

I want to make this perfectly clear so I'm just going to say this once:

FWIW, I'm sure that thousands of lesbians and straight men everywhere will be there to comfort her through this difficult breakup.

FWIW, I'm sure that thousands of lesbians and straight men everywhere will be there to comfort her through this difficult breakup.

Wait, are you saying that Danny and Jonathan are connected somehow?

Wait, are you saying that Danny and Jonathan are connected somehow?

I have his calendar!

I have his calendar!

I've never seen it - no real interest, to be honest.

I've never seen it - no real interest, to be honest.

"Today, chefs you will have to cook . . . ."
*DRAMATIC PAUSE*
"Bill & Ted's Phone Box!"

"Today, chefs you will have to cook . . . ."
*DRAMATIC PAUSE*
"Bill & Ted's Phone Box!"

Truthfully, I am kicking myself for not including that. I mostly went with "jammy dodgers" because A) it's funny-sounding and B) I have no fucking clue what they are.

Truthfully, I am kicking myself for not including that. I mostly went with "jammy dodgers" because A) it's funny-sounding and B) I have no fucking clue what they are.

"The question isn't what you're cooking Inspector Cheftime . . . but when!"