"The question isn't what you're cooking Inspector Cheftime . . . but when!"

"Next up, you will be expected to cook jammy dodgers using only a pocket of jelly babies, one stalk of celery and a Fez."

"Next up, you will be expected to cook jammy dodgers using only a pocket of jelly babies, one stalk of celery and a Fez."

I believe that is the hostess of the program, not his wife.

I believe that is the hostess of the program, not his wife.

"So, after we shoot a small child, we smile, play silly music and roll credits!"

"So, after we shoot a small child, we smile, play silly music and roll credits!"

Replying to this with this just to ensure that everyone gets to read this comic and delight in it: http://hijinksensue.com/201…

Replying to this with this just to ensure that everyone gets to read this comic and delight in it: http://hijinksensue.com/201…

I turned my six of my comic book long boxes into a "TV table" hidden under a tablecloth. The rest of the 15 long boxes I keep stacked neatly in the closet - except for the stacks I haven't gotten around to categorizing yet, of course.

I turned my six of my comic book long boxes into a "TV table" hidden under a tablecloth. The rest of the 15 long boxes I keep stacked neatly in the closet - except for the stacks I haven't gotten around to categorizing yet, of course.

Her gaze is sinister.

Her gaze is sinister.

THAT IS DISGUSTING YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

THAT IS DISGUSTING YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

Thanks! Since you seemed interested, here are some of my vacation snaps.

Thanks! Since you seemed interested, here are some of my vacation snaps.

Thanks to your sound advice, I'm now going to stop searching obsessively for the episode of people on some kind of train to purgatory that scared the shit out of me as a kid and actually go outside for a while.

Thanks to your sound advice, I'm now going to stop searching obsessively for the episode of people on some kind of train to purgatory that scared the shit out of me as a kid and actually go outside for a while.

"Major Crimes."
*salutes*