Holy crap, that promo was a-mah-zing. Cheesetacularly awesome! Almost makes me wish I got to watch commercials on TV again. Almost.

Hell, if we're going to get that specific, I've missed seeing Emily Van Camp in that tight, white expensive-looking cocktail dress from the night Tyler ruined Daniel's birthday dinner party. Rrowwrr.

Phil Dunphy is not the man with whom to fuck!

And in the episode after that, Gloria and Claire come to blows in a fight over babysitting Lily, leading to Gloria screaming "Geeet away from her, you beetch!"

Not gonna lie - if they ever made a show called "Sofia Vergara And Christina Hendricks Run Around In Their Underwear", I would pay for cable TV, DVR every episode and buy all the DVD box sets.

While REVEEEEEEEEEEENNNGE isn't my favorite relatively new show (that'd be the far less screamable Homeland) it sure is a helluva lot of good, soapy fun. I've missed seeing Emily Van Camp's smiling face - more specifically, her smiling face turning into an icy mask of hatred every time she turns away from someone.

TONIGHT ON MODERN FAMILY: "Claire's spaghetti night ends badly when a creature bursts out of Haley's chest and Phil loses the spaceship keys. Meanwhile, Cameron feels hurt when Mitchell buys a synthetic humanoid to help around the house."

If you piss him off, however, you'll have to face one . . . Cross Whedon (Coming Summer 2013)

No, like I told you Charles, I can't talk about it and don't read my mind either. So how is your sex life?

IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!

I thought Dollhouse was a very ambitious but ultimately flawed show that had two season finales that hinted at an AMAZING show. If the entire show had been on that level, I would have gotten into it instead of it being the only Whedon show I don't own on DVD. As somebody else has mentioned, he really shot himself in…

Some commenters just want to see the world burn.

Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck charm 'til some idiot killed it.

"It seems to me that you are an EXPERT, Hank Pym!"

I love Charisma Carpenter but, as I understand it, there's a bit of bad blood between her and Whedon over how her time on Angel went down. Also, Dushku is very good in certain roles but she's not exactly what I would call a strong actress. I'd prefer to see a Wonder Woman film cast with either an unknown or sexy geek…

[OBLIGATORY COMMENT ANGRILY TELLING EVERYONE HE WROTE TOY STORY]

[Nerdy rebuttal which incorporates an obscure quote from a nerdy fandom that is not as witty as I clearly think it is but still kinda funny nonetheless]

"While Holland's Red Light District is well known for it's legal brothels, it is much easier and cheaper to do it with Lucy Lawless if you can afford to take a little time and make the trip out of your way to a quaint little town named Hollywood."

You're all wrong. JimmerTheHoft is using the classic "Fancy Man With A Monocle Shouting "I Say!" With His Mouth Agape In Shock And Dismay" emoticon.

I like to think that Ted's just one bad decade away from "Garfield Minus Garfield" levels of madness, shortly followed by a short trip further down into a Norman Bates-level of insanity.