It also explains why he bought that big lonely house out in the country, far from prying eyes.

Wow, thanks for this. I adore these nuts and bolts walkthroughs and I adore Justified so this is delightful to read. I can't wait to hear more about the remainder of this strong, pleasantly unpredictable season and learn what was carefully planned and what was improvised along the way. I'd have sworn up and down that…

Aw. Buck up, man. I'm 100% sure you'll have sex soon. Y'know, provided that you ensure Good Sophie is none the wiser that you aren't just the Real Nathan Ford with a goatee. Maybe shave the goatee? Just a suggestion.

Pfft. You call that the darkest timeline? Top this.

Long, tantric and impossibly awesome sex with Xena-era Lucy Lawless on a glass coffee table in her personal trailer . . . all of which would have been great if it there hadn't been constant rambling narration in the background by a voice sounding suspiciously like Werner Herzog.

"On the COUCH"?

I live alone too! Tonight, I played Words With Friends in my underwear, watched cartoons, ate BBQ and watched my life slowly fritter away, shivering as my skin tried to recall the sensation of another human's touch and making love became only the vaguest of bittersweet memories, the haunting remembrance of intimacy…

No, thankfully Gail fought for and got to keep her happy ending intact with the DC folks, even if they slashed and burned the rest of Secret Six from what I can tell.

Bane's depiction on the Animated Series was one of those rare misfires that was an utter disservice to the comic book version of the character. Reducing him to another man's lackey in a shortened and greatly reduced version of Knightfall was not the way to go. This character deserved a two-parter in the vein of R'as…

"Ohhhhh, yeah, that's the stuff." - Mike D.

"Girls in the bathroom"? I never knew the Beastie Boys had a scat fetish.

John, I'm Only Reviewing.

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding!

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Eh, more like Jack Lost episodes. At least people usually got shot in most of Kate's episodes.

You and every other AVClub reviewer should just flat-out fucking stick this post firmly in place at the end of every damn review so we don't have to hear endless bitching about grades from disgruntled people.

I'm sorry, I can't read this because there's a banana in my ear.

That's horrible, Todd. Everyone knows you should use baby bunnies instead. They're both easier to write on and better tasting after they die of starvation.

Gosh. Is "fscking" short for "face-sucking"? Because I'm pretty sure I haven't "sucked face" since High School, much less with awful people.

They're taking the Study Group to the Cafeteria!