Not to mention Bob's tooth.

I feel the need to point out that it wasn't "a little bit of 4 hour energy," it was "45 minutes" of 4 hour energy.

That's a great idea!

I doubt anyone will read this, but I just rewatched this special, and I spotted a cameo by Karl Pilkington! He's the guy who turns down Andy's offer for an autograph outside the Ivy restaurant.

30 Rock is the only show I know that would do a Dean Martin spoof. And that's why I love it.

Yeah, I was mad that people were laughing and applauding over Chris Parnell's first line: "I'm Nazi doctor Heinrich Spaceman."

Wow, so I guess not wanting to be in an abusive relationship counts as being a screaming feminist now.

He was hilarious in I'm Still Here.

Ah, the AV Club motto.

Hold on, people. I teach college classes, and let me tell you, a degree does NOT qualify anyone to speak intelligently about anything.

I think just the example of the eeeevil bald Mexican terminator twins is enough to kick it a few notches below Mad Men.

I'm glad someone else noticed this; that scene where Don talks to Bobby about his father is one of my favorites in the whole series.

I think Abe is sexy, but maybe because he reminds me of my boyfriend. Tall, Jewish, chest hair…um, I'll be in my bunk.

Actually, Peggy's slogan "Home is where the Heinz is" reminded me of Danny's "cure for the common ______" slogan. Maybe Peggy isn't so great at advertising after all.

Pete went to Dartmouth, but we don't know what he studied, so yeah, basically his name was his only qualification (to our knowledge, at least).

That's what I thought. For the first time, both Joan and Roger are single at the same time— but I don't think they should be together.

This is actually the best argument against Megan I have seen so far: She was stupid enough to marry Don.

The Beatles' "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite" will knock your socks off while tripping. And before any of you say anything, I discovered this long before that fucking movie came out.

I thought the shot of them in the cab was dead on. Roger's head movements, the staring…dead on.

Sorry, I'm going to question your "unquestionable" statement that the first season of Mad Men is the best.