The Switch
I not only forgot that The Switch existed, I forgot its name by the time I scrolled down to the bottom of the page.

Reading Error
For some reason I read this as "Bruce Jenner: Art of Montag." Which I assumed to be a meditation on reality television.

ABC's Extreme Holmes Makeover—Watch what happens when long-dead Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes steps down from haunting the federal bench so he can haunt the homes of the common man.

Katie Perry has big hits.

The best line
"I hope you learned something from it."

I didn't mean to sound ungrateful for the excellent content I am lucky to get to read on this site for free. I'm excited about Townes, that's all.

Read my hips. No new taxes.

Inauguration Speech:
We got an earthquake right here in Haiti. IT DOESN'T MATTER! We got a city of debris and rampant poverty. IT DOESN'T MATTER! You just got a new president a former US resident. IT DOESN'T MATTER!

Yeah, I've been looking forward to Townes Van Zandt for a long time, but this was interesting and well-written enough that it was worth waiting.

Finally
He'll have more time and energy to devote to restoring Stephen Baldwin.

Good thing…
…the summer preview only gave it a 99% chance to be better than Marmaduke. If it had been the 100, then there'd be egg on some faces right now.

I am happy
I remember the Summer Preview said this movie had a 50% chance of being worse than Marmaduke. I am happy that this one wound up on the tails side of that coin.

I always thought Desperadoes was a really fun, really underrated western game for the PC.

Michael Cera as the petty thief in that one episode of the cartoon where the petty thief thinks he killed Batman.