We learned the answer to one important question tonight: apparently tarantulas can fly, if the speed at which Jake Jr. (aka Spidey Klum, aka Mrs. Doubtspider, aka Joe Spiden, aka Tarantula Basset, aka Spi-Dermot Mulroney) managed to attach itself to Terry is to be believed.

My favourite part about this spambot is that its addressed to me but isn't actually replying to me. It's incompetent on a basic level.