Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that line comes off as trying way too hard. It's just so… hammy.

Instead of clicking on these links I'm going to go masturbate. BBL.

I feel like I should be mad at you, but I can't say why. You can't just say random shit that's kinda-similar to random things from 50 years ago and pretend it's clever! WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

…I didn't get the reference, so I spent 10 minutes researching, and all I could come up with was a lot of whiny blogs from parents and a 1968 movie called "With Six You Get Egg Roll."

Here's the order.
They're going to do the third part first, the first part second, the fourth part third, and the second part fourth.

Does anyone else think it's weird how much we love TV Club Classic?
I mean… Arrested Development went off the air YEARS ago. I've seen every episode multiple times. Ditto News Radio, Seinfeld… and yet we are all actively excited to see a guy write about them.

fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun

The Rapture was a LIE
…so I got a Droid.

Ostensibly? But really, that was just an excuse so they could use a title with the words "Big Bang" in it.

GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS WHY WON'T YOU TAKE IT SERIOUS

Natalie Portman in baconayise is amazing

The problem with bacon sandwiches
Is that you feel like a hedonist when you put baconayise on them

Worst
Worst.

I think Todd's right- it's a chemistry issue. Leonard's character can be very standoffish- he sits on the sidelines and makes sarcastic comments. Even Sheldon, who on paper should be the most awkward of the group, has more chemistry with the group than Leonard.

Sperm are really small, ok!?

So what, only black people like supermarkets now? Racist.

Buffy kicked ass, well, until her friend got "addicted to magic" and she started raping James Marsters.

"A woman who searches for missing people with her best friend, who is a dog."

o_O

Will it be more lik Dead Rising or Left 4 Dead?
Either way, I'm going to practice making homemade explosives.