Someone didn't get the memo
Has everyone forgotten that "The Good Wife" is the next "The Wire?"

Is anyone sick…
of the "NO" pictures? I feel like they've been way overused, lately.

You'll have to compete with my daily newsletter, The Gozzler

Um, duh? They are both named James.

Once when I was drunk at 4am and McDonald's hadn't opened up for breakfast yet, my roomate and I made homemade McGriddles.

Oh man, delicious
This is like the best bacon sandwich ever

In other news
I just had a delicious bacon sandwich.

I miss when the TV roasts were done by the Friar's Club. Those things were hysterical.

Don't worry, practically nothing in BBT lasts longer than 22 minutes

"I imagine there was a contingent of female Boy Meets World viewers who hoped to share their first kiss with a nice, average boy like Cory, and a contingent of male viewers who hoped to fuck him in the ass"

Nah, it's cause he bought an iPhone

Pffffft. Allow me to take a drink of water so I can do a spit take.

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke!

Who is that man?
And why is he squinting at me?

I, too, watched this program
Just wanted to let you all know that.

Seriously, who downloads softcore porn? That's like robbing a bank to get beer money.

MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD! (mock triallll)
MOCK TRIAL WITH J. REINHOLD! (mock triallll)
MOCK TRIAL WITH J. REINHOLD!

There are two things that always pissed me off about Weird Science.

Hey- I finally signed in!

It's not exactly a spoiler, but it should be removed anyway