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edited by D.Hopper. fuckin fucks.

Cunning Stunts

The Leper Messiahs do Bowie,
Psychotic Reaction do garage
dododo

Pull the cover bands up
1) The Leper Messiahs
2) Ecstacy (X doesn't count)
3) Psychotic Reaction
4) Sux (who do they cover, endless possibilities)
5) Speered

Picky
I'm not sure who the 'Grand' are that you are finally going to get to. I can't wait to hear them though. And it looks like I will finale get the last word.

Jersey?

DOUCHE BAGGIES - the latest in ziplock freshness - when your sandwich just doesn't feel that, uh,er, fresh…

only if your last name is Foligno…

Maybe in the US it's a jersey, but in Canada (hockey and winter - only areas of expertise) jersey is where the Sopranos live. It's 'sweater' only.

America is hurtin and angry
Angry at you Terrence. Terrence the movie director, who will be taxed unmercifully by that one,the socialist.

House Uncanadian Kinda Activties
or HUKA for short. They investigated BC Bud.

Beeing Objective
It's difficult to bee. Keifer Sutherland's socialist grandfather brought universal health care to Canada 75 years ago. If conservative PM Harper now tried to get rid of it, he'd be laughed out of Ootawa. It's difficult for a Canadian to take some shit seriously.Like serious people talking about it's…

TRICKY WOO
This week's criminally under-appreciated Canadian band. Their album Sometimes I Cry seriously kicks ass. Live they were wild.

In the Canadian movie Highway 61, Jello plays an uptight American border guard.Unfortunately I think he would get more votes in 2008 as said guard.

BLACK FLAG or THE GUN CLUB
Both in either 1981 or '82 (the 80's were my 60's). Black Flag played at Nuts n' Bolts in Toronto. We were very early and very hammered by the time they were going to take the stage. A camera crew from the CityTv show The New Music (hosted by Jeanne Beker and the mulleted J.D. Roberts, now…

The Kee was an awesome place to watch a band (is it still around?). And there were major scraps everytime I visisted.

They bought an old punk club in T.O. called Larry's Hideaway and tried to rename it Larry's Headspace (everyone called it simply Larry's all the time anyways). I was there one night to watch their crosstown rivals, the Viletones. It was a few days after the 'Head had been in a highway accident, on the way to NY for…

Stick to the first, self-titled album. They caused one of two Toronto riots over music in recent memory. The other was over Alice Cooper of all people.

Funny how many guys from that era in T.O. still live in the Annex and Parkdale. Some living well, some just living. Was it Frankie 'you can still see fresh paddle burns on my chest' Venom ?

TEENAGE HEAD
Maybe a little old, too obscure, too Canadian (or too Flamin' Groovyish) for this list. But they were one of the first well known Canuck punk bands. Too bad they morphed in to goofy frat-boy heroes. But they provided an awesome backup band for Johnny Thunders everytime he came to Toronto, since they were…