What's that movie where Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway are horrible rich people shitting all over their friendship to ensure a wedding at the Waldorf? Les Miserables?

"Remember, women, that unless you submit completely to your husband's personality and lifestyle, you'll get AIDS."

According to Sierra Roberta Williams was the first game designer to raise the medium to the status of art, bringing a hitherto unseen blend of storytelling, art and emotion to her creations.

Yeah, I didn't want to mention it, but he goes where too many black characters went in movies of the 90s: Offstage to raise the stakes for the white characters.

This is a damn great movie. Two good performances from Hopkins and Baldwin; beautiful scenery and constant sense of fear over when and where the bear is going to strike.

You see this salmon? This salmon? This salmon cost more than you'll make in a year.

It's my personal Siamese Dream.

This is all an attempt to hypnotize you prior to the Count biting your neck.

Come
Relive
Enchantment
And
Mickey

I'd have to see what else the files say — but yeah, as far as I can see, Capote's crime is maybe glorifying Dewey's role in the investigation. Maybe possibly leading Perry on, too, if that really happened.

Jeff appeared on the DVD of the show* and basically acknowledged and explained all the problems with the show, first and foremost Pink Lady signing an American television network contract without being able to speak a word of English.

The Looooooooove Boat . . . soon we'll be making our final run . . .

I have seriously considered riding Amtrak in the past, because of my mounting frustration with plane travel. But Amtrak's reach is very seriously limited, and the price of a ticket for cross-country travel is remarkably high.

"See, what I'm saying is that if it fails, I'll shoot myself in the head. What about that, Mr. Critic? You gonna make this fail? You gonna deny my grandkids their PaPa this Christmas?"

My favorite review of Manimal began like this: "Manimal is not a very good show. But Manimal deserves credit for at least trying."

"Tonight on Supertrain: Tensions mount as the LIRR pretends the train isn't stopped."

"The show continued its commitment to D-list suspense (a jewelry theft, a convict taking other passengers hostage) that would drag on for an entire agonizing episode. Guest stars like Tony Danza, Abe Vigoda, Rue McClanahan, even Zsa Zsa Gabor herself tried to court viewers and failed. The direction and editing didn’t…

Hello, Larry was more of a punchline about NBC than the show itself (which, outside of the Diff'rent Strokes crossovers, I've never seen); despite a lousy reception, it got renewed in part for the network to avoid the look of cancelling all its new programs that year.

"The State of Our Union is Bork Bork."

RESOLVED: A Calamari Cruiser could defeat the Tardis in ship-to-ship combat. Aaaaaaaaaand — break.