Misquoting Vader: The Story of Who Changed the Holocrons and Why

NERDS! You're all a bunch of nerds!

No! You were too young!

Yes! It certainly requires some computing power.

The idea of Ron Glass playing Walter Winchell delights me to no end. "Zoe and Wash are making whoopee on the second deck . . . Mal and Inarra are pffffft . . . Jane is a pinko . . . Fuck Ben Bernie . . ."

"OK, Jeffrey, in this next scene, you'll be sullen and uncommunicative." (Repeat 1000 times)

He did that Jim Carrey movie during the Conchords run (and was pretty funny in it). As long as he's working, it's cool.

So many Americans, including me, would kill to have something like the BBC for television news. At its best, there's nothing that can match televised news for narrative and immediacy, but since it's so easy to make money with cheap shit, the U.S. mostly gets yelling and BREAKING: SHINY OBJECT stories. I think it's…

Essentially if there had been a mass hysteria, the newspapers would have covered it for days afterward. But most let it go within a day or two.

And as the lottery ad comes to a conclusion, we hear the soft strains of Phil Ochs' "There But For Fortune."

"They'll rot your teeth, they do it all the time (yeah yeah)"

Yeah, I remember that one. I had images of one of the passengers losing control and dying in his cabin from a cat-borne disease.

It might not stop them. Mattel ran a commercial for Barbie featuring "Bad Girls" (and the two little girls in the ad singing the chorus), apparently unaware the song is about prostitution.

Incredible Melting Man for me. I know it has defenders, but to me it was too dark and grim for anything really amusing. Fu Manchu is also difficult to watch, but more because it's bad.

more like funny SHEEPLE. #falseflag

"It was all an elaborate hoax orchestrated by the radio telescope industry! Suckers!"

Squire Fridell and Woody Harrelson star in Coupe Defective.

My Irish mother laughed with joy whenever those two Brits said the word "tits." She laughed a lot.

God help me, but I enjoy watching some of the House Hunters episodes, if only because my wife and I are thinking about selling soon.

She was appearing in Chicago at the time, right? I mean, if that's the scandal — what the hell, Bush-era? That musical isn't Godspell.