"Are you hardly working, cuz I'm hardly hard."

Barney was supposed to be taking the fall for every illegal thing done by DynaCorp (his original employer), and then GNB, but he used his knowledge of all the illegal dealings to turn state's witness and take down Greg and his division. At least, that was my understanding, it was pretty confusing.

Absolute A. No question.

Feel like I'm setting myself up to be disappointed, but I'm just going to assume that epilogue was indicating that Walton Goggins will be coming to Greendale permanently, and every episode he isn't in, I'll just assume he's off hanging out with Magnitude and Real Neil and Garrett and all the other people we're not…

Next season, Carrie travels the country, crying over Brody, and begging for him to be given various honors. I eagerly await the episode where she demands Brody be given a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame because of his contributions to Iranian propaganda TV.

Saul became Angel Batista. Totally didn't see that coming!

Ted figure-skating dressed as Liberace is enough to earn any episode an A-, although I found myself unable to focus on most of the episode. I think that's the greatest difficulty this season faces - holding the attention of the vast majority of the audience while clearly stalling for time before anything of…

Hijab would replace "tableau" in Batista's Word of the Year calendar.

I look forward to Carrie wheeling Brody out of a Tehran hospital on a gurney and throwing him into the Caspian Sea.*

I like that Quinn can just look at Carrie's medical records because he's concerned about her. Were they just uploaded to the shared file on the CIA HQ server for all to see? Did he walk right into the hospital and pull out his CIA badge and ask to see them?

She's a judge on the Ninth Circuit. What else is he supposed to call her?

Marshall's 5 miles away from the Farhampton Inn, and the rehearsal dinner is over. Does he call someone to come pick him up, asking them to take a ride that would take a grand total of 20 minutes, at most, round-trip? Nope, he decides to walk with a FUCKING BABY STRAPPED TO HIS CHEST. If they could maybe go even…

That Brody montage needed to be soundtracked with "Keep Those Balls in the Air."

I hadn't watched The Simpsons in awhile, but I had a half hour to kill before Bob's Burgers, so I gave it a shot. I turned it off after the Mr. Bergstrom joke. This show has no respect for its own history.

She's from Canada, so of course Jess never met her.

I'd like to congratulate the writers of this episode on hitting TWO of the stupidest TV cliches known to man:

I was hoping that The Lawyer was going to show up to squash the many, many beefs they've had over the years.

"YEAHHH, WE GOT BIN LADEN!!! SEAL TEAM SIX!!!"
"Huh… I thought I watched that alone."

Season 5 didn't really give Ted anything to do. He became a professor, but he was mostly a supporting character in everyone else's story. He had a series of one-episode women who were either insane (Judy Greer), treated him like crap (Carrie Underwood) or didn't accept him for who he was (Lindsay Sloane). He just sort…

I actually enjoyed this episode quite a bit. The scrambled eggs making contest was not nearly as wacky as the previews made it seem, and took up a small amount of time. It was still a dumb idea, but it led into a nice moment between Robin and Loretta. It wrapped up very tidily, but I don't think that's necessarily…