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what's so hard about it?  i've seen game of thrones before, it's stupid.  everybody says george r.r. martin's so great, how come nobody's ever heard of him?  hell, i'll write you a tv show.  all you need is a silly old king's hat, and some fancy sissy clothes out of your sister's drawers, then you get up on the stage

i was trying to throw out one simple, accessible example from recent memory that clearly makes the point without trying to lecture everyone like a pedantic dick.  this is a comedy site, and unfortunately, sometimes politics pops into it.   i come here to avoid discussions like this, and if we were to actually talk

so since warlow/ben can be in sunshine, can apparently eat and digest human food, isn't noticeable cold (they specifically had the gov. mention that his daughter was cold now that she was a vampire), is it safe to say that if he were to have sex with her, he could potentially impregnate sookie, which could lead to a

if i were sam, i'd just turn into a squirrel so i could find that super foxy squirrel from the sword in the stone that was in love with squirrel-wart.  it pretty much ruins the movie for me when he didn't fuck her.

plus, she has a giant, disgusting wolf bite on her leg that is probably infected as fuck with that flesh-eating virus that just killed the old guy in louisiana who got seawater in a cut, and god knows whatever else she picked up in the swamp.  i for one would not want to be bit by a member of that filthy bon temps

ha, ask the people of boston about the fourth amendment when the authorities are hunting terrorists.

and they are aging up quickly and have laser hands, so i am still sticking with the idea that they are going to be a fairy strikeforce to protect sookie fight warlow (and be naked soon too).  i am expecting a training montage by nial in about 4 episodes.  

kinda like how warlow smelled it on sookie's band-aid in her parents car in those flashbacks too.

agreed.  still think true blood is killing it this season.  thoroughly enjoyed that scene, especially the rendition scene with steve newlin.  finally this show is getting a little bit more "realistic," at least in the sense that they are portraying the idea of full spectrum dominance as the response by the government

did it work?

all of the god-awful "alternative" style vocals come in a straight line from eddie veddar.  i just will never understand how anyone ever thought that voice sounded good as a male vocal style.  you know what i'm talking about, that fake, chest-singing that every loser in a 90s/early 2000s "alternative" band used to

like that horrible cream soda?

i literally gave away an order of magnitude more than this of sperm just recently though…

more like a "how to give some head in business move," amirite?

we can only hope.

hopefully it's the undertaker of cum from "cemetery man" we heard about earlier this week…

ha, i thought it was a fake show that they made for this episode.  weren't the ingredients something like ice cream cones and crablegs?  it sounded like a joke.

the "human edibles: we're tasty!" line was nice  too!  if you just take this show for what it is (namely, extremely dumb fun) it can be pretty fantastic.

i unabashedly think that true blood is killing it so far this season.

know i am late to the party, but just watched this today.  clicked through to that article, fuck, what an awful douchebag interviewer!  and the thing that makes me most angry is him talking about taking vape pens on flights.  why does that need to be in the article?  why are you drawing attention to this?  are you