yeah, i don't understand why her makeup is so green?  what's up with that?

saw the an ad for "grown ups 2" today in the previews for "this is the end."  just wanted to thank you, mr. sandler, for continuing to bring so much joy to the world with your movies.

individually wrapped, eh?  i figured they'd be all mushing together.  kind of like a bag of dicks.

and the google image search for "huge brown nipples, actress" mostly turns up pictures of anne hathaway for some reason.  stupid google, was hoping i'd be able to help out game of thrones casting w/ their algorithm.

well, *SPOILER * arianne martell's main character trait is her "round firm breasts with huge brown nipples" and "…was there ever a woman with nipples so large or responsive."  now based on a quick google search of "topless janina gavankar" (which pretty much just refers to scenes to from true blood of course), her…

agreed.  peggy had it right, i think that was the scene where don officially became a monster.

i know, after that "waah waah" i half expected juan jamón to say "yo soy un bebe!" and was wondering if peggy was playing old man juarez or the goat in the upcoming improv.

i didn't even know that the show was on tonight, but when i went to my legitimate and fully legal source to see if mad men was available yet tonight, and i could hardly believe my eyes when i saw true blood s06e01 pop up, who knew?!   i'm going to take a contrary opinion to most here and say that i thought that…

"show me your taints" is by far my LEAST favorite frank black & the catholics album.

ha, i know, i was wondering who would be the first band member to die in loudQUIETloud, kim cancer or david the deranged drummer.

i honestly haven't loved any of his albums since "honeycomb."  i admittedly haven't heard "paley & francis" or "abbabubba" (have you, @avclub-884c4beddd8c98bb3b016bdfcc1bcdf8:disqus ?  what are your thoughts?)  i haven't really dug any of the "black francis" albums i've heard as much as any of the "frank black" or "&…

i saw them on the "doolittle" tour too.  objectively, i thought the whole notion of the tour was pretty shitty, and a gross cash-grab.  subjectively, it was a pretty fucking rad rock show!

i always thought melissa auf der maur was kinda foxy…

that muppety-ass run of his whenever he is carrying debrie in the hospital is just fucking amazing!

ugh, first a black president, now a greek-pacific islander?  how could things get any worse?

the devastating devastator!  it's soul-shattering!  "i ain't leaving!  some people think i'm crazy, but i lived here all my life!  and i ain't afraid of no roll-y coaster!"

@avclub-8856638da4354266a53ba0fe9aef68dd:disqus is that an "out of control" reference?  you and hern burford couldn't report your way out of a wet paper bag!

yeah, some civil servants are just like my loved ones…

now, lisa bonet!  shake your shit around!  take this live chicken and do some angelheart shit!  oh yeah, chicken says "bawk bawk bawk," so she snapped its neck and drank its blood.  obee kaybe!  now pretend i'm lenny kravitz.  ok, contest over!

do you also reply "yes, please!" when you fill out a form asking your sex?  yeah, baby, yeah!