Well, overall my point is not that I don't like it for what it's technical sound, which to me appears to simply be a melange of watered down aspects of industrial, IDM, and noise music mixed with basic house music and occaisionally some distorted vocals; and instead that I don't like it for what it seems to express. …

My dub-step story, by Clankie von Schnipp-Schnapp
A couple years ago, when I was a young man of 26, I dated a much younger man of 19.  He told me he was into dub-step, but I knew nothing of this.  The only kinds of 'step' music that I am familiar with were various kinds of organic and electronic fusion styles…

My dub-step story, by Clankie von Schnipp-Schnapp
A couple years ago, when I was a young man of 26, I dated a much younger man of 19.  He told me he was into dub-step, but I knew nothing of this.  The only kinds of 'step' music that I am familiar with were various kinds of organic and electronic fusion styles…

In case you were unaware, there's some kind of rule here about not mentioning Frank Zappa in articles about music, as talking about him would inevitably lead to talking about how shitty most of the music that gets held to a high regard on this site actually is.  I think that most of the critics fall into the trap that…

In case you were unaware, there's some kind of rule here about not mentioning Frank Zappa in articles about music, as talking about him would inevitably lead to talking about how shitty most of the music that gets held to a high regard on this site actually is.  I think that most of the critics fall into the trap that…

This show is the funniest show ever.  Ever. 
HOT TEA!

This show is the funniest show ever.  Ever. 
HOT TEA!

Or a Monday.

Or a Monday.

Well, that's gonna be a bummer if its true.  At least I saw them a bunch, most recently at their 2012 New Years Eve show, which was awesome, huge, and included a cover of Let's Dance at midnight.  I've heard (from people on here) that they put on bad shows sometimes, but I saw them 7 times in the past 12 years and…

Well, that's gonna be a bummer if its true.  At least I saw them a bunch, most recently at their 2012 New Years Eve show, which was awesome, huge, and included a cover of Let's Dance at midnight.  I've heard (from people on here) that they put on bad shows sometimes, but I saw them 7 times in the past 12 years and…

I had no idea.  I just would like to see her do a watersports scene.  Harken back to her experience in Caligula.

I had no idea.  I just would like to see her do a watersports scene.  Harken back to her experience in Caligula.

Everything I needed to know about that movie I learned from 30 Rock.  That is also everything I needed to know about that movie.  I live in the ghetto, I see sad shit all the time, only it is actually sad.  Regarding this movie here, all I have to say is that I would both pay to pee on Zac Efron and pay to watch…

Everything I needed to know about that movie I learned from 30 Rock.  That is also everything I needed to know about that movie.  I live in the ghetto, I see sad shit all the time, only it is actually sad.  Regarding this movie here, all I have to say is that I would both pay to pee on Zac Efron and pay to watch…

Paul McCartney is awful, and he was the worst thing about the Beatles.  He went on to make a large amount of music for people who like boring, unchallenging, vapid, bullshit pop music.  That this website would retroactively give an epically worthless album like this an A, given how fond they are of boring and vaid pop…

Paul McCartney is awful, and he was the worst thing about the Beatles.  He went on to make a large amount of music for people who like boring, unchallenging, vapid, bullshit pop music.  That this website would retroactively give an epically worthless album like this an A, given how fond they are of boring and vaid pop…

For a while, after I had left college and was pursuing alcoholism as a full time career, I made a lot of trips to the local plasma center.  It was there, while slowly either bleeding through a tube or having a tube slowly bleed into me, that I saw all three of these David Spade movies, some Rob Schneider movies, and…

For a while, after I had left college and was pursuing alcoholism as a full time career, I made a lot of trips to the local plasma center.  It was there, while slowly either bleeding through a tube or having a tube slowly bleed into me, that I saw all three of these David Spade movies, some Rob Schneider movies, and…

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