THANK YOU!

We're fighting a bear!
 Now your life's in grave danger and you don't even care!

Cunt floss.  Cunt floss!  Cuntfloss!  cuntflosscuntflosscuntflosscuntflosscuntfloss

Simon Rex?  That guy from the gay porno?

Often enough, when I am in a book store, I will see a book that I have read some time in the past, and possibly own, and see an 'Oprah's Book, Fried Chicken, Waffles, and Suicidal Dildo Club' sticker on it.  Frequently, it will be interesting, although often in the 'really….ugh' way, and rarely in some sort of…

Yeah…..that is correct. 
Mysterious skin.
Doing one of the greatest 'naked and abused' scenes since Blue Velvet.  Good stuff.

Spencer Krug gets a liftetime pass from me for Shut up I am Dreaming and Dragonslayer.  If this album is better than Organ Music…., which was wonderful, then surely this should be in the running to get completely overlooked as album of the year in favor of something by, oh, I dunno, is Christina Aguilera still alive?

This guy.
Is the MOTHERFUCKING BEST.
He is.
And I'm not wearing any pants.

http://tinyurl.com/ctv9o7a

I would guess that at the very least your writing couldn't be worse.

Oh my fucking God, that is some serious shit right there.  The phrase "I found her on YouTube channeling you, her piercing black eyes not of my world" could not possibly be more middle school poetry if it were, in fact, middle school poetry.  Someone get him some eyeliner and girlpants, stat!  Or whatever it is…

Mickey Mouse dressed as Hitler holding an assault rifle and a bible, draped in an american flag, while sodomizing a crying statue of liberty and surrounded by little dead children of all races.

Seriously, I saw the Pixies when they were doing the Doolittle tour, and they were even better than I had hoped they'd be.  With the Pixies, I think that they have such an enormously varied fanbase, the show I went to was packed with people my age (late 20s, I was 6 in 1989 when Doolittle came out) but also with both…

Barry the cyborg may not be space proof. It depends mainly on the amount of fluids the russians have in him, and how important they are. Also his brain.

F'real though, I don't write complimentary posts often, this may actually be the first one; but I enjoyed reading this review.  And not because it was something sarcastic and funny about something I already dislike; but because it was a well written review of an adaptation of a play I greatly enjoy.  And to think I…

Yeah, actually, as a Coloradan I am all too keenly aware of that.  I would call it the Creed effect just because Creed has been around since my teenage years and will always have a special place in my hate.  Tebow, on the other hand, is just a running back with the typically Christian delusions of grandeur that I…

There's that, but for me the thing that sucks the most about when this type of religious fundamentalism issues forth "cultural statements" such as this one is that they are protected by the Creed effect.  For those who are unaware, this is the unshakeable conviction whereby Christians (or maybe fundamentalists of all…

I love that show so goddamn much.  Clearly, the loss of That's My Bush was the largest resultant tragedy of 9/11.  You know, other than 9/11 itself, I guess.

Anybody else here seen the 'aborted dinner date' episode of That's My Bush?  Because all I could think about was that freaky little 'worse than a midget'.

No, you're mammy is a corpse in a box in the hot summer sun.